Husband: I think 0ur daughter

Husband: I think 0ur daughter iz in love....

Wife: Why do u think so???

Husband: She iz not askin' 4 pocket money Now-a-dayz....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 724 views
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?

?

?

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