Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..

Boy: Koi b chlega..
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Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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