Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..
Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse: Blood group bolo..
Boy: Koi b chlega..
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Nurse: Kaise chalega..?
Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..:p
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