Arrange marriage

Arrange marriage :
Rs 200,000 shadi per
Rs. 50,000 haq mehar
Rs. 50,000 mukhtalif rasmon per
Rs. 300,000 jahez
... Rs 100,000 valeema
shadi k 3 dino ka kharch Rs. 30,000

total : Rs 775,000

love marriage

RS 120 ka stamp paper
200 taxi ka kiraya
50 typist ko
mithai Rs 300

total: 670

dil lagao
kharcha bachao
aaj nhe kro ge to kal bhugto ge

khamoshi ka bycot.....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 945 views
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