Sardar: Prito “Ek wari
Sardar: Prito “Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day”Prito: “Nahi Sharam Andi
Ey”Sardar: “Keh Day NA”Prito: “Nahi Na”Sardar: “Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1005 views
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