Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise……..”
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Student:
“This Man has no interest in his wife..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1083 views

In A Vaccume

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.

Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was a mosquito

There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next day…

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…!!!!!

What a touching story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?

Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay?

Jab aap original Nokia ka mobile le kar behte hon

aor koi aa kar kahe..China Hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp

Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp,Teri Biwi Ko Kaat Raha Hai.,Santa :D ar Mat Yaar.Vo Kaat Nhi Raha,Vo To Zehar Bharwane Aaya Hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)