Teacher: Complete the sentence..
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“Early to bed and early to rise……..”
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Student:
“This Man has no interest in his wife..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1044 views

Uff yeh larkian

2 Larkiyan bus Mai 1 seat ke liye Larrh rahi theen.
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Ek Larka kafi Dair se Dekh raha Tha, to kehne Laga:
Kyun larrh rahi ho?
Is ka hal main batata hoon. Tum me se jo umar mei bari hai, wo beth jaye.
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Phir
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Phir kya?
Dono girls puray rastay khari rahin.
Ufff yeh intelligent boys!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa found answer

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-

What comes first the chicken or the egg ?

O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe

Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein,

Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa..

Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H,

Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho,,,,,

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te HueEk Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni GirlfriendKi Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue KehRaha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon MeSari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera GadhaNazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: Dunya me kitne

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?
Pathan:
4
Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?
Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)