wife called her husband

Wife called her husband

Wife: honey where are you?

Husband: I'm at the bank.

Wife: dear, please I need 3000 rupees to activate my blackberry,

5000 to do my hair and

10,000 to buy a dress.

Husband: sorry, I meant I was at the "bank" of a river.

Do you want fish to cook?

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 648 views
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