Nurse – “Mubarak ho
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 777 views
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Semi Final:
PAKISTAN VS NEWZELAND
Newzeland: 330/10
Pakistan: 335/7 49.3 Overs
Congrats
Pakistan has won the match by three wiskets
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Peshawar mai aik din pehle match nazar aa gaya....
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
In EXam-
1st Frnd continously asking
"Kutte kuch toh bata de"
2nd- "Muje khud ghanta kuch ata h"
1st- "Saale Toh apne baap ko Luv Lettr likh raha Hai??"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Short Man: Mr Funny, bole to yeh Ford kya hai?
Mr Funny: Bhai, gaadi hai.
Short: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
Mr Funny: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A letter 2 Direct0r Examinations ICAP,
“Salam Sir Jee,
with due respect I beg to sy that I M,
Aaby Pehle To Ye Bata Ye Paper k0n Iblees Bnata Hai.?
Hmari to jan he nikal jati hy,
Uper se paper ki checking aise h0ti hy jaise badla le rhy h0,
Syllabus to aisa h0ta hy jaise sb Einstein hain…!
Tu Bahar Mil Zara,
Phir Bataon Gay
Yours Faithfully,
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Pagal Hon Jo Naam Likhon”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Trainin k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pucha: Ye
tumharay hath me kya he?
Rab Nawaz: Sir ye bandooq he.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shaan hai,
Tumhari maa hay maa.
Then officer to a pathan sipahi: Tumharay hath me
ye kya he?
Pathan Sipahi: Sir ye Rab nawaz ki maa or hamari
khala hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi
1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga
kar dega.
2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat
mat karo
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Tchr: story sunao with moral.
Santa: 1din hm un k gar gye to wo soye huye the,1
din wo hmare ghar aye to hum soye huye the.
Moral: Jaisi karni, waisi bharni.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
# Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)