Nurse – “Mubarak ho
Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 793 views
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