Nurse – “Mubarak ho

Nurse – “Mubarak ho.. Sardar ji.. tusse papa ban gaye..” Sardarji – ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 559 views
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darya main lassi

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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.......

wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han

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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

Doctor: aap dariye mat. main hoo na.

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GOLU-batao raste k dono tarf ped kyu hote he

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