an old man

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man,"I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample." The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?" "What did he say? What's he want?"His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 597 views
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