Arrange Marriage – Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.
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Love Marriage – Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le- Kaat Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views

10-10 bacche

Young girl: Dadiji,Aap k zamaane me 10-10 bacche
Q hote the ?
Old Lady: Beti Humaare time me bijali nhi thi.
Raat ko kon aya kon gaya malum nhi padta tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Birth day gift

Girl:meri birth day hai kia gift do ge?
Shaikh:kia chahye?
Girl:ring
shaikh:ring dounga par attand nai karna balance kam hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

samajh main aye

Larka: ?
Larki: $

Larka: @
Larki: ~

Larka: *
Larki: !

Tujhay kya Ghanta samajh main aayega???

Aby woh dono Goongay hain, Isharon main baaten kar rahy hain.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)