Arrange Marriage – Jab Ham Ja Rahe Ho Aur Achanak Se Saamp Kaat Le.
And

Love Marriage – Jab Ham Saamp Ke Paas Khud Jaake Bole, Le Beta Kaat Le- Kaat Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 792 views

Traffic Police

Traffic police:tumhara scooter itna uchhal kyon
raha hai?
Scooter chaalak:-huzur, scooter nahin uchhal raha
hai. Mujhe hichkiyaan aa rahi hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pathan and girl friend

Pathan Puts His Hand on his Girlfriend's hand.
While Driving from Islamabad to Lahore.


She smiles and said: You can go Further.

And



Pathan Drives to Multan

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing Balle Balle;->

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

phtan ki cycle

Ek pathan Cycle chalate aur gungunate howe kahin
ja raha tha rastae mein ek aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli, “Break nahi maar sakte they
kya ???”
Pathan herat se… “Pora cycle mar deya abhi break
mar kar kia faida.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)