TEACHER: Last year u were inlove

TEACHER: Last year u were inlove
withthat girl
&
this year u r in love with other...!
What do u think of urself...??
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Student: SEMESTER change.
SYLLABUS change..:p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 812 views
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