I Was In A ‘Taxi’ When The Taxi Driver Said: “I Love This Job..! I Am My Own Boss; & No Body Tells Me What To Do..!” Then I Replied: “Aage Sey Left Le.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 922 views

6 maheno main kitni chutian

boss:pichle 6 mahino mein tumne kitni chhutiya li
hai.kabhi bimari,to kabhi honeymoon,bacheki
bimari.ab kya hai?
karamchari:kal meri shaadi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar got job in BSNL Customer

Sardar got job in BSNL Customer Care.

Customer: Hello, My BSNL Sim locked! What to do?

Sardar: Don't worry, be cool... Remove

BSNL Sim and then use Airtel. Thanks for calling, bye bye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Mareez Docter se:
men kia keron k meri umer lambi ho jay.
Docter : tum shadi ker lo.
Mareez: kia is say umer lambi ho jay gi.
Docter: nahi shok khatem ho jay ga

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

A woman announces to her friend

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."

"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."

"He died of a broken neck."

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)