love letter
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy : (i=0i>xE’l1i+;e_y#a#>#”e!%; =*?#@?w@’e*,e(p+>i*
Le sajni aab paadh tai raho!!
:-O..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 662 views
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