boy t girl

GIRL TO BOY :jab tum log girls koI LOVE YOU kehte ho to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete ho BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapar na mar de..

by haleema sadia (few years ago!) / 776 views
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