Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 901 views

After a quarrel, a wife

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

you Know, i was a fool when i got married with you.

The husband replied, “yes, dear,
but i was in love And didn’t notice.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to

Teacher-(to students) Who wants to go to Haven? Hands up Plz the whole class hands up apart from one boy sittin in the corner. 
Teacher-why are you not putting your hand up, don't you want to go to Haven? 

Student- No sir, my mum told me to come home straightaway from school.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola

Daaku Pathan K Ghar Gus Giya Aur Bola
Jaldi Batao SONA Kahan He?

Pathan:
Pagal Ka Bacha Itna Bara Ghar He,
Kahin B So Jao
Hamen Uthane Ki Kia Zarurat Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1st friend to 2nd

1st frend: Meri begum ne Novel '2 DOST' parha
Aur hamare jurwa bache hue.

2nd frend: Meri begum ne Novel '3 jugnoo' parha
Aur ek waqt mai 3 bacho ko janam diya

Ye sab sun kar Pathan apne ghar bhaga
Dosto ne pocha kahan ja rahe ho wo bola:

Apni begum ko rokne wo 'Ali baba 40 chor' Parh rahi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

India match haar gaya

Banta: Santa, itna udhaas kyu baita hai?
Santa: yaar betting mein maine 2000 gavaa
diyaa :-(
Banta: kaise?
: India pe 1000 rupaiye ka bet lagaaya tha aur
India ne match haar gaya
Banta: lekin 2000 kaise?
Santa: aaj us match ka highlights daale. India pe
ummeed rakh ke phir 1000 dala tha.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)