Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….
Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay.
Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha: Beta kia keh rahay the?
Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1452 views

A Burglar Is In Big Trouble

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha tha

Ek Pathan bhari Bus mai ek Larki se Touch ho raha tha

Larki: Excuse me Aap Acha nahi kar rahy..

Pathan: Itny Rush me is se acha nahi ho sakta……

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Staying At A Small Town Hotel,

Staying At A Small Town Hotel,
A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well,
Don’t Stir It Then…

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Peda hota hai

Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Larkiyan Aik Dusrey K0

Larkiyan Aik Dusrey K0 Gift Deti Hein Like:

Perfume , Earringz , Suitz , Fl0werz , Ch0c0latez!!

Aur Larkey?
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Ye Le Bachi Ka Number Kya Yaad Karega:P

Par Saaley Mera Naam Nahin Aana Chahye Bus :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)