Pathan
Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo
Pathan ki bv:zor se chilai aur boli Gul khan jaldi bathroom se bahir niklo Zalzala aaya hay!
Pathan: Tum usko bithao hum aata hay.
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