Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 920 views

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko

Teacher: Agar 2 peepal ke darakhton ko ek rassi se baandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kiya kahenge?
Student : Us rassi ko kahenge “NOKIA- Connecting Peepal"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?
Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Expert On Parenting

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

shadi ki salgirah

Wife: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko

Pathan ki BIWI ne Pathan ko SMS kiya:

“Ghar kb aa rahe hoo..?
Msg ker k batao…!!”

Pathan ne SMS me likha:

“Ni bata sakta balance kam he..”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)