Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...


Ghalat Kehte Hain.
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Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. -

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 876 views

Santa Ki Research, Balle Ball

Santa Ne Ek Makkhi Pakdi Or Uske Pankh Todkar Bola.

Santa: “Udd Jaa Furrrrrrrr!”

Makkhi Nahi Udi…

Fir Bola.

Santa: “Ja Udd Ja Aur Baag Ja”

Makkhi Fir Nahi Udi…

Santa Sochte Hue: “Hmmm, Isse Prove Hua Ki, Agar Makhi Ke Pankh Tod Do To Wo Behri Ho Jati Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

husband said to hi wife

A Husband said to his wife One day "I don't know how you can be so stupid & so beautiful all at the same time"

The wife responded , "Allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me ; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

2 rupe lene the

Boyfriend (got excited): Maine ­ ­ -kya
kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke

Girlfriend replied: We were traveling in bus,

Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river..

Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.

Boyfriend:-I was searching for you, na..??

Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting,
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Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupiye lene the.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

pathan & teacher

Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Buy this scooty

Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus
station at night a girl came in scooty,
stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in
the dark place where she took of her clothes and
said take whatever u want.
I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)