jaaj . (mulzim say) tum jantay ho

jaaj . (mulzim say) tum jantay ho jooth bhool kar tumhay kahan jana ho ga …
Mulzim .. dozakh mein
Jaj … aur such bhool kar //
mulzim …. sarkari jail khanay mein .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 607 views
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