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Techr: why taj mahal considerd

Techr: why Taj Mahal considerd as a wonder of d
world?
Student: Bcoz,Shahjahan built it witout taking any
loan 4m bank.... ;-)
Gud evening !!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Miss to Student

Ek Miss apny shagird se pyar hogaya...
Miss ne usay message kia...
.. I Miss you..
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Sardar ne kafi dair sochny k baad reply kia...
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...keh...
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I Student U.
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hahahha :D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
She is my 89

teacher : said translate into english wo meri nawasi hai

student:itna asaan itna asaan
she is my 89

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Teacher to student

Extraordinarily Student Teacher:

"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??

pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha
Ya Ladki" ??
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Teacher: "Ladka" .
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pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko
Ke Number Nahi Rakhta"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Teacher to student

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
The name Bond

In the chemistry paper one student asked from another about the blank no 3.

the teacher was also standing there so he was trying to whisper but the other student cannot hear it clearly..

So he said loudly my father name is Bond and I guess the covalent was my Grandfather...
And the teacher said then you must be the covalent Bond ..
hahaha
:D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Question asked from Chemist

A student asked a question from his Chemistry teacher.. Sir where do you put dirty dishes?

The teacher replied: In the zinc

Hahaha =D

by WAQAR (few years ago!)
Sir. kya ap mujhe

Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee
saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."
Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen
nay homework naheen kiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher tells a student

Teacher tells a student
a=b, b=c & a=c
tell me the example.
Student: I love u - u love your daughter - so I love
your daughter.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher. bijli kahan se ati hai

Teacher:bijli kahan se atti hei???
Student:mere mamu k ghar se!!!!!!!
Teacher:wo kase?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stdnt:jab bijili jati ha tu papa kehty hen
''Salon ne phir bijli band kar di........'''''

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pyar se pesh ana chahye

Teacher: Humyn Gharibon k Sath Piyar sy Paish
Aana Chahiye.
Student: Acha Ab Me Samjha.
Teracher: Kia?
Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Q Lagatay
Hyn. :-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher. insan wohi hai

Teacher: Insaan wahi hai jo dusron ke kaam
aaye.Student: Par Ma'am exam mein to na aap
hamare kaam aati hain aur na dusron ko aane deti
hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Hazaroon sal pehle

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi
Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat
tak Kahngay?
Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Software company

During a software company interview:
HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5
yrs frm now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Funny

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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