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A management student

A management student hugged a girl..
girl surprised: what is this?
Boy replied: direct marketing dear.
*girl slapped the boy*
Boy:what is this?
Girl: customer’s feed back!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A SAD LOV STORY

A SAD LOV STORY

1 student ko apni clasfelw se payr ho gya.Us ne usy prpose kiya lekin larki ne inkar kr diya 0r teacher ko cmplain kar di.teacher ne danta 0r 1 week k liye class se nikal diya.jab larka 1 week baad wapis class main gaya tu larki ko us se lov ho gaya.larki ne us ki kitab pe likha”i m sorry & i lov u too.” larky ne koi respnc na diya..isi tarah 4 saal guzar gay..

Moral:STUDENT KBI KITAB HI NAI KH0LTAY:-

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Bade ho kar kya banoge

Teacher: Bade ho kar tum kya karoge?
Student: Ji shaadi.

Teacher: Mera matalab, kya banoge?
Student: Ji dulha.

Teacher: Are, mera matlab hai, kya hasil karoge?
Student: Ji DULHAN.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Mar kha kr

1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kr

Ghusy me School

ja raha tha

Raste me kisi ne Pocha

Beta

Student ho?

Parhty ho?

Bacha:Nhi knjar hn uniform me Mujra krny jata hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Lanat bhej raha ho

Exam hall mein Student copy pe apna

Panja bana ra tha.

Duty per teacher bola paper mein to hand ki diagram ka Question nai

Student:

Mein paper banane wale per lanat bhej raha hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
This Poem Is For All Students

This Poem Is For All Students..
Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii…
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Khoya khoya in Kitabo me, Aata mujhe, kuch bhi
nahi..
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Har Problem har Concept main kaise sehta hu….
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Har pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..
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Tujhe bhula diya…
Tujhe bhula diya…
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phir kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diyaa..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Attitude Of Management

Attitude Of Management
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Student At Exam:
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SIR: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi
Aa Gaye.??
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STUDENT: Sir Breakfast Kar ke Aaya
Hun Aur Aap?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Frustrated Student Letter 2 Da Principal

Salam Saaley,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...
Kameno,
Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla Ley Rahay Ho.

Aisa Sylabus Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.
Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.

Tu Bahir Mil Kahein Saaley....

Bataunga Tjhey.

Urx Faithfuly,
Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 p

Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?

Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher to student: "if your father earn

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On

Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Rays emitting from the bo0ks are directl

Rays emitting from the bo0ks are directly proporti0nal to sleepiness….,

“STUDENT’S 1ST law of nalaiqness”

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Attitude: Teacher: Write An Essay On

Attitude:

Teacher: Write An Essay On
‘If I Am A Millionaire’
All Students Started Writing Except One Boy

Teacher- Why Don’t You Start Writing?

Boy- I Am Waiting For My Secretary!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Student. Miss kia ap murghi hain?

Miss. Kia bakwas hy main tumhy murghi nazar ati hu.

Student. To miss phr aap mairy hr test main anda q deti hain .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher. Ager irada pka ker k

Teacher – Agar irada pakka kar k kuch kaam karo
tou woh poora hota hai…!!!
Student – Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aaj
aap meri baahon me hoti..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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