Sir. kya ap mujhe

Student: Sir, kiya aap mujhay aik aesay kaam kee
saza daingay jo maen nay naheen kiya."
Teacher: Naheen, maen aesa kyoon karoonga bhala.
Student: Shukriya sir, baat ye hae kay aaj maen
nay homework naheen kiya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views
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