Search Results for 'Student'
TeaCHer: AGar APka Dost Or APki Lover Doob RaHe Hu to Aap Kis Ko BachaoGe?
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StuDent:Doob Jane Do Salon Ko WO 1 Sath Kia Kar Rahe ThAy.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
1 Bacha Ghar se Mar kha kar Ghussay mein school
ja raha tha ..
Raste mein kisi ne Pocha:
'Beta..
Student ho? Padte ho?'
Bacha:
"Nhi Kanjar hun,
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ustad:kon sa parinda sb se taiz urta hai?
Student:hathi
ustad:na laiq tera baap kia karta hai.
Student:talban comander hai.
Ustad:shabash hathi hi sb se teez urta hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:ye kon sa tense hai?
Pakisan or india me corruption khatam ho jae ga.
Student:future impossible tense.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye
Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!)
Teacher:last semester you were roaming with that girl and thais semester you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself?
Studend:syllabus changed mam.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.
Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy
2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti …
Student: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy
Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga … ;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s
hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs
800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly
pass, sir ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman:
Pata nahi sir.
Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa
chalegaa…
Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata
chalega…..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Police : Double swari par pabandi hy or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho? Student Pareshni se piche dekhty hue: Oye begerto 5wan kithy sut aye O Onay te rooti khwani c..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Waiter : Your bill Sir
Boy : Take my Card
Waiter : But Sir,this is Student
Card
Boy : To phir bahar kya mazaak me likha hai
“ALL CARDS
ACCEPTED…:D :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Height of Technical Overdose:
A computer student falling from the roof of a building n shouting:
F1 F1 F1
instead of
help-help-help! :-)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Student: Sir Log Urdu English Mein Bat Karty Hain,
Math Mein Kyun Nahi ?
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Sir:
Zeyada 3,5 Na Kar,
9,2,11 Ho Ja,
Warna 5,7 Mar Dun Ga,
6 k 36 Nazar Ayen Gay or 32 K 32 Bahir Aa Jayen Gay,
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Student: Sir G Urdu, English Hi Theak Hai,
Math Wake E Khofnak Subject Hai…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)