Teacher to student

Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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.
. Teacher- kyu.?
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 873 views
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