Teacher to student

Extraordinarily Student Teacher:

"Do you know
Avogadro's Number" ??

pappu : "Avogadro Ladka Tha
Ya Ladki" ??
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Teacher: "Ladka" .
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pappu : "Sorry Dude, Mai Ladko
Ke Number Nahi Rakhta"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 593 views
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