Search Results for 'Student'
Teacher:kal chuti kiun ki thi?:-
studend:ghar pe zaroori kam tha.
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teacher: O I C
:-)
student:ALLAH di qasam he o nai aai si me gaya si.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:what is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and quiad e azam?
Student:all are born on govt holidays.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher ne lecure dene k baad students se pocha koi masla.
Last bench se pathan bola humara transformer kharab hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher :tell me ur name in english?
Student:after 2 min "long life oven"
teachar:is ka kia matlb hai?
Student:umer daraz bhatti
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:1876 k science dano ke bare me kia janty ho?
Student:sir sab k sab mar gae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:tum jante hu tumhare fail hone ki sub se bari waja kia hai?
Student:han madam fail hone ki asl waja exam hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Techar:shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me q rakha jata hai?
Student:ta keh kisi k munh se ye na nikal jae aby ye to meri wali hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:A.B.C sunao,
student: A.B.C
TEacher:aur sunao?
Studend:aur Allah ka shukar hai ap sunao.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher :wo 3 word btao jo sub se ziyada bole jate hain?
Student:mujhe nai pata
teacher :shabash beta baith jao.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Najomi aik student ka hath dekh kar bola beta tum bahut parho ge.
Student:o baba parh to me 10 saal se raha hun ye btao pas kb hun ga,
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Techar:tumhari zaat kia hai?
Student:pehlay hum butt the.
Pher jutt howe,pher rana ho gae,ab hain darzi aur aage ammi ki marzi
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Sir :ap dost ko 500 do aur 200 us ko zaroorat hon wo ap ko kitne waqas de ga.
Studend:aik rupee bi nai
sir:galat
student:sir ap in begairto ko nai jante
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:ye btao k cold drink faida mand hai ya nuqsan de?
Student:agr free me mil jae to faida mand hai aur agr pilani pare to bahut nuqsan de.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
1 medical student ne apni class fellow ko blood se likha laitar dekar kaha mujhe is ka jawab zaroor dena.
Larki ne jawab dia your blood group is A+
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:google girl hai ya boy?
Student: google girl hai. Agr aik sawal pocho us k 100 jawab milte hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)