Teacher -
Agar tumhara dost or girlfriend,
kashti me doob rahe ho to tum kise
bachaoge..? .
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Student – Marne do dono ko.!
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Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein
kar kya rhe the..:p:p

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 843 views

Don't care

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup
when the nurse practitioner learned he was about
to marry an eighteen year old girl.
“Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned,
“you should know that when a man your age
marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could
get hurt.”
The old man shrugged, “If she dies, she dies.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A:About 45 pounds!!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

where ever you go

Love is Docomo, do the New.
Mariage is idea
can change Ur life
Wife is Hutch, where ever you go she folows
But
Frienship is Airtel 1atut bandhan

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

pathan in exam

Ek pathan exam dene gaya to saath may PLUMBER ko le kar gaya!

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Kiun???
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Because
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Pathan ko information mili thi k paper Leak hogaya hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

A boy was teaching maths to a
girl...
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He kissed her, again he kissed her
n said, this is addition...
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then the girl kissed him n said,
this is substraction..
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then they kissed each other n said,
this is multiplication. ­..
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suddenly girl's dad came, he
started beating the boy &
threw him away n said, this is
called DIVISION...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)