Miss to Student
Ek Miss apny shagird se pyar hogaya...
Miss ne usay message kia...
.. I Miss you..
..
Sardar ne kafi dair sochny k baad reply kia...
...
...keh...
....
I Student U.
..
hahahha :D
by WAQAR (few years ago!) / 876 views
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