Taliban comander
Ustad:kon sa parinda sb se taiz urta hai?
Student:hathi
ustad:na laiq tera baap kia karta hai.
Student:talban comander hai.
Ustad:shabash hathi hi sb se teez urta hai
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 610 views
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