Principal: If any boy is found
Principal: If any boy is found in or around girl’s
hostel, he will be fined Rs 400 for first time, Rs
800 for second time & Rs 1200 for third time.
Student: How much will you charge for monthly
pass, sir ?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 729 views
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