Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha
Teacher: Batao chaman Akbar kaun tha?Chaman:
Pata nahi sir.
Teacher: Padhai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa
chalegaa…
Chaman: Sir aap battayiye… Naman kaun hai?
Teacher: Pata nahi.
Student: Apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata
chalega…..
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1687 views
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