Teacher: Tum Late Kyun Aye Ho..?
Student: Ami Abu Lar Rahe They Is Liye

Teacher:Wo Lar Rahe They Tu Tum Kyun Late Aye..?
Student: Mera Ak Joota Ami Ke Pas tha or Ak Abu Ke Pas..

by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!) / 773 views

Students of college

How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jio Mentos Ki Jindagi

Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
.
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
....
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
.
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

pehchan

Pathan Apni Maa Sy: Ami Kya Ap ne Mujhe Paida Hone Sy Pehle Deikha Tha..? . . Maa: Nai . . . Pathan: To Phir Ap Ne Mere Paida Hone K Baad Mujhe Pehchana Kaise…?

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai

1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha?

Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe

Pehli Makhi Boli
Nahi,Abhi To Sirf Plaat Kharida Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha .

1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)