Math Mein Kyun Nahi
Student: Sir Log Urdu English Mein Bat Karty Hain,
Math Mein Kyun Nahi ?
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Sir:
Zeyada 3,5 Na Kar,
9,2,11 Ho Ja,
Warna 5,7 Mar Dun Ga,
6 k 36 Nazar Ayen Gay or 32 K 32 Bahir Aa Jayen Gay,
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Student: Sir G Urdu, English Hi Theak Hai,
Math Wake E Khofnak Subject Hai…
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