Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
“sahebji sahebji kutteji ne murgiji ko pakar liya hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views
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Student:” I’m Wondering How I
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Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata
Ye ni aata..
Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D
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A woman is driving down the same road. As they
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The man immediately leans out his window and
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Harr Aadmi ka Sapna :
7 figure ki Salery..
6 figure ki Bachat..
5 Bedroom ka Gharr..
4 Wheel ki Gaari..
3 Week ki Vacation..
2 Piyare Piyare Bachay..
a0r..
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1 Goongi BV..... :-)
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Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
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Beta: Maa parh raha hon
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Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
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Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!
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Girl : he is 3 months old happily kicking in my
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1 Admi ne 1 udas pathan se pocha:
Khan sahab ap q udas hai?
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