Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.

Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…

Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1100 views

Allama Iqbal

Aik daffa bas main cricket team ke kuch khalari safar kar rehy the or apas main lar jhagar rehy the. Aik buzargan ki waja se bohot guse main the jab in se raha na gya to uth kar bole. Allama Iqbal ne such hi kaha tha.

Utha ke phenk do gali main bahir
Nai tehzeeb ke annde hain gande

Aik khalari khara ho kar bola” baba jee Allama Iqbal ne ye us waqt kaha tha jab aap jawan the, hum to us waqt peda hi nahi hoye the.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Office jate waqt

Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya

Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aalo chole misale wale

Ap humari gali me aaye,
thora sharmae,
thora ghabrae
thora sa muskrae;->
pher zoor se chilaae

aalu chole misale wale.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

kya us din

Teacher: Qayamat k din zamin phat jayegi,
Aasmaan tukray tukray ho jayega,
Har cheez fana ho jayegi.

Pathan Student: To kya us din school ki chutti hogi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Raton ko uth ker

Raton ko uth ker
khayalon se ho ker
yadon me kho ker

Tumhe kya khabar hy
Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon,

Viraano me ja kerDAMAN pehla ker
ANSON baha ker

Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon

tum to kaho ge kisi dil bur ki

Kisi DIL NASSHIN ki wafa mangti hon ,

Ye be galat hai
wo b ghlt hai

Me apne KHUDA se sirf BIJLI ane ke dua mangti hon :(

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)