Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar
Ek aadmi ne ek gawar naukar rakh liya aur usse samjhaya ki kissi ke naam lene se pahle JEE laga diya kare.
Thori der baad naukar bhagta hua aya aur bola…
Sahebji, sahebji kutte’ji’ ne murgi’ji’ ko pakar liya hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1078 views
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