Height of jhatka
Height of jhatka :
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 737 views
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Obama:Tujhe swiming ati h?
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Lalu:Na!
Obama:Tere se to kutta acha h jo swim kr
leta h.
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Logon Ka Shouq Tou Dekho,
Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha..
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy
HINDU: Me shama chahata hun
Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: Agar main mar jaun to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Shayad main mar jaunga.
Wife: Kyon?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?
Admi:
Laptop La De
Dost:
Kiu Khair Hai?
Admi:
Facebook Py Status to "Single" kr dun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Baap-bete se
Agar is baar tum exam me paas nahi hue to tum
mujhe papa kabhi mat bolna
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Kuchh din ke baad
Baap- beta tumhara result kya aya
Beta- babulal, tune apne baap hone ka haq kho
diya hai
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