Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Me sick, no work
Boss SMS back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 744 views
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Me aaj aapni bike dho raha
tha,itane me dad aaye n chilla ke
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kameene aaj fir ladki ghumayega
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lo banda ab aapni bike bhi nahin
dho sakata aaramse......!: P
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He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree.
"Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick."
"Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop."
He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?"
"I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree."
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Tum ham ko janta nahi hai, ham yahan ka
DSP hai.
Pathan : Tum DSP hai to ham M.W.P hai. Tameez se
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Police : Sorry sir! per ye M.W.P kiya hota hai????
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Student:
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Amrican:R U Relaxing?
Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
Anothr Amrican: R U Relaxing?
Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal Singh
&
Left Tht Place In Anger.
Then Santa Asks 1 American,
R U Relaxing?
American:Yes
Santa Slaps Him & Says,
"Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund h or tu yaha pada hai nalayakkk
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SCHOOL:
Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala...
TUTION:
Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa...
MATHS:
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam...
SCIENCE:
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle...
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Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana...
ECONOMICS:
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai....
EXAM:
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai...
RESULT:
Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye...
PASS:
Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe...
FAIL:
Jag suna suna lage...
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