Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj
Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay
Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay
Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne
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