1 boy went to meet his GF

1 boy went to meet his GF
when he came back at home
mom asked: Where were you?

boy: To meet my girlfriend

mom, ghusay se: kis liye?
boy: yes, bohat kiss liey

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 588 views
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