1 boy went to meet his GF
1 boy went to meet his GF
when he came back at home
mom asked: Where were you?
boy: To meet my girlfriend
mom, ghusay se: kis liye?
boy: yes, bohat kiss liey
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views
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