1 boy went to meet his GF
1 boy went to meet his GF
when he came back at home
mom asked: Where were you?
boy: To meet my girlfriend
mom, ghusay se: kis liye?
boy: yes, bohat kiss liey
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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1 din sardar ji ko bht I love you k sms aa rhe they.
Dost ne pucha, ” sardar ji! kher he ajj bht I love you k sms aa rhe hen?”
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Sardar ne jawab diya, ” O nayi yaar! aj ghalti naal teri bhabhi da fone le aya waan.”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1st sardar yeah bacha tumhara kia lagta hai
2nd sardar:yeah mera door ka bhai hai
2nd sardar:door ka mein samjha nahin
sardar:iss k orr mere beech 8 behan bhai orr hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Two Factory Workers R Talking
The Woman Says I Can Make
The Boss Give Me The Day Off
The Man Replies
Nd
How Would U Do That?”
The Woman Says
Just Wait Nd See
She Then Hangs Upside
Down 4rm The Ceiling
The Boss Comes In Nd Says
What R U Doing
The Woman Replies
I’m A Light Bulb.
The Boss Then Says
U’ve Been Working So Much
That U’ve Gone Crazy
I Think U Need To Take The Day Off
The Man Starts To Follow Her
Nd
The Boss Says
Where R U Going?
The Man Says
I’m Going Home
Too. I Can’t Work In The Dark
3:
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence
That Starts With An “I”
Student: I Is The
Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is
After An “I”
Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”
Student: Ok. I Am
The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Pathan Received A Msg "Jin Ko Samjh Mein Nahi Aaya Woh POGO Dekhein"
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Pathan Replied After 3 Days ....
"Yaar 3 Din Sy POGO Dekh Raha Hoon Samjh Mein Tou Abhi Bhi Nahii Aaya"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waldain se barh kar is dunia me kuch nai hai.
So,
jaldi se shadi kar lu aur waldain ban jao
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A Funny Test
Take This Stress Test by Answering 2 Questions...
1. Which Mouse has Two Legs?
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Ans. Mickey Mouse.
2. Which Duck has 2 legs?
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If you answered Donald Duck,
You Are Under Stress.
Because All Ducks have Two Legs.
So Please Chill out and Enjoy.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi apne aap me kehta hu ja raha tha ki aisi zindagi se toh maut aachi.
Achanak Yamdoot aa gaya aur bola “Tumhari jaan lene ka hukm hai”
Aadmi : Lo batao, aab insaan mazaak bhi nahi kar sakta hai kya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
daughter-i'm in love with neighbor,soi'm running away with him..
dad-thanks dear, u save my money&time.daughter-dad!i'm reading this letter left by mom.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Aj ke baat
Kisi ko uske uljhay hue baalo,
ganday or mailay kapro ki waja
se ghareeb na samjho.
Ho sakta hai wo Engineer ho or
uske papers ho rahay hon.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Door Kisi Shehar Mein Apne Friend Ki Shadi Mein Gaya.
Par Raste Mein Kisi Wajah Se Bus Nikal Gayi Aur Vo Chalte Chalte Ek Gaanv Mein Pahunch Gaya.
Toh Santa Sochta Hai Kisi Ke Ghar Hi Raat Kaat Lete Hai, Yeh Soch Kar Woh Ek Ghar Ka Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai.
Santa: “Ji Apke Ghar Mein Raat Gujarni Hai, Subah Chala Jaunga”
Aadmi: “Yeh Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai, Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte”
Santa Doosre Darwaje Par Aise Hi Pooochta Hai, Wahaan Bhi Ek Lady Bolti Hai Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Hum Nahi Rakh Sakte.
Kai Jagah Yahi Sunne Ko Milta Hai, Toh Last Mein Kuch Sochkar Ek Aur Darwaja Khatt Khtata Hai Aur Poochta Hai.
Santa: “Ye Bahu Betiyon Ka Ghar Hai Kya?”
Aadmi: “Haan, Kya Karna Hai Bolo”
Santa: “Ji Ek Raat Kaatni Thi.“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)