Race shuru hone ka elaan hua: 1..2..3…Go.
1 bacha apni jaga par khara raha,
coach ne pocha: Beta tum to race mai hissa lene ke liye itne pur-josh the phir jab elaan hua to bhage kiyu nahi?
Bacha bola: Sir,abhi to 1,2 aur 3 ke bhagne ka elaan hua hai, mera number to 4 hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1172 views

Tum nai

Dunia buri ho sakti hai tum nai,
log bure ho sakte hain tum nai,
dunia bewafa ho skti hai tum nai,
pagal theak ho sakte hain par tum nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan

Dost Pathan Se:
Yaar
kya baat hy
Aaj Tumhara Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain..!
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Pathan:
Fakhar Se!
Yaara
Aaj Hum Apni Baji ka Mobile Le Aaya Hy

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa 100 ke note par likha

Santa 100 ke note par likha number dial kar raha tha.

Banta – Ye tum kya kar rahe ho?

Santa – Yar me dekh raha
hu ki Gandhiji to chale gaye par unka mobile kiske paas hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa :Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Corruption

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?"

The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't hear the question.

"Isn't it true that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?" the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.

Finally, the judge leaned over and said, "Sir, please answer the question."

"Oh," the startled witness said, "I thought he was talking to you."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)