Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia
Gayon mein aik shakhs ka inteqaal ho gia aik saheb tazyat kay liye in kay betay kay pas gaye aur poocha marhoom ko kia bimari thi.
Betay nay jawab mein kaha burhapa khood aik bimari hai.
Woh saheb bolay: Waqai hamaray mohallay mein bhi teen char bachay isi bimari mein maray hain.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 560 views
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