Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha
Ek Haathi ke bache ne chonti se poocha: Tumhari age kitni hai?
Chonti: 40 years
Baby Elephant (hairat se): 40 saal aur itni choti ?
Chonti: Haan mai Lux istimaal karti hun es liye meri umar nazar nahi aati. Aur tumhari umar kiya hai?
Haathi ka bacha (fakhr se): 10years.
Chonti: 10 years! Aur itne bare?
Haathi ka bacha: Haan, mai Nido jo peeta hun
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