Aik bacha apne baap ka naam

Aik bacha apne baap ka naam 1000 Watts kay bulb pay likh reha hota hai.
Baap bache se poachta yeh kya ker rahe ho?
Bacha: Aap ka naam roshan ker reha hu.

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