Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Eik bachay ke ghar guests aa gaye.
Maa ne kaha: beta, mehmaanon ke liye kuch le kar aao.
Bachay miyan bhage bhage gaye.
Aur mehmaanon ke liye “Rikshaw” le aaye.
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