Sawal Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha
Pappu Ek Din Bada Khush Khush Sa Ghar Aya Aur Santa Ko Bola
Pappu: “Aaj Madam Ne Ek Aisa
Sawaal Pucha Jiska Jawab Sirf Mujhe Hi Pata Tha”
Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Arrey Waah, Vese Sawaal Kya Tha?”
Pappu: “Blackboard Par Susu Kisne Kiya Hai?“
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