pia ki flight
PIA Ki Flight Mai Captain Acouncement K Baad Mic Off Karna Bhool Gaya.
Captain Ne Kaha: Abhi Mai 1 Cup Coffee Pionga Phir Airhostess K Sath Lait Kar Aram Karun Ga.
1 Airhostess Bhag Kr Mic Off Karne Bhag Rahi Thi Tu Wo Gir Pari,
Sath Baitha Hua Cheeta Bola:
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ARAM SE JAO ABHI TO WO COFFEE PIYE GA.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 507 views
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