Santa: I need Poison.. Chemist: I can't sell without prescription.. Santa shows his used Ra.One tickets... Chemist: Bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 628 views

on wedding night

-On Wedding Night-
Husband to Wife:
Sb sy pyar sy rhna,
Sb ki Respect krna,
Mery parents ki care krna,
Hamesha Sach bolna,
Dusron ki madad krna,
Baron ka Ehtram
OR
Choton sy pyar Krna!
.
Wife bad sy Uthi
OR
Room Ka Darwaza khol kr
Boli:

Sb Andar A jayn,
yahan Dars ho rha hy…

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Baagh Me Bulbul

Baagh Me Bulbul Or Mehfil Me Parwaney, Behar-e-Ishq Me Kis Ka Baira Gharq Nahi, Dono Saari Raat Nahi Sotey Ik Pal, Aashiq Or Ullu Me Koi Farq Nahi.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Banta ki search

Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.

Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?

Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher asks Girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?

Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!

Teacher asks same question to a boy.

Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)