PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views
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