Judge said to Pathan: Tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam sabit nahi hua lihaza, Tumhain Ba Izzat bari kya jata hai.

Pathan: To kya Cycle hum rakh le?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 510 views

Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar

Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”
Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di”

Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”
Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai

Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.

Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”

Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”

Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta

Agar is sms ko delete kiya to kutta..

Forward kiya to chutiya..

Save kiya to haraami..

Kuch nahi kiya to gandu..

Reply kiya to bharwa..

Ab ker le jo ker sakta hai..

Ghussa huwa to gand phaar dun ga..

Or muskuraya to chod dun ga..

Or agar mujhe dubara fwd kiya to lulli kaat dun ga.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Thanks giving Day?

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.


Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."


"Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanks giving Day?"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar to Doctor: Jab mai sota hon mairy khwab mai Bandar football khailty hain
.
Doctor: Eat this medicine before you sleep
Sardar: Kal se Khawonga, aaj unka final hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)