Dr. Sahab plastic surgery
Santa: Dr. Sahab plastic surgery me kitna kharcha ayega? Dr : 50 hajar Santa: agar plstic hum de to. Dr.(gusse me) saale pighla kr chipka bi Lena..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 509 views
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